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> <channel><title>DotSauce Magazine &#187; Humor</title> <atom:link href="http://www.dotsauce.com/category/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.dotsauce.com</link> <description>What&#039;s HOT in domain names and web development!</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:24:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator> <cloud
domain='www.dotsauce.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' /> <item><title>Expired Domains That Made Me Laugh</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2011/05/22/expired-domains-that-made-me-laugh/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2011/05/22/expired-domains-that-made-me-laugh/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 15:59:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Available Domains]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Research]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Expired Domains]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[domain research]]></category> <category><![CDATA[expired domains]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/?p=7483</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been saying expired domains can be a gold mine <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/19/expired-domains-someone-registered-them-for-a-reason/">for years</a>. Because somebody took the time to register each one and pay a yearly fee, they must have had some reason to do so, right?</p><p>I&#8217;m sure &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2011/05/22/expired-domains-that-made-me-laugh/">Expired Domains That Made Me Laugh</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been saying expired domains can be a gold mine <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/19/expired-domains-someone-registered-them-for-a-reason/">for years</a>. Because somebody took the time to register each one and pay a yearly fee, they must have had some reason to do so, right?</p><p>I&#8217;m sure many of you can relate to this. When doing expired domain research, all too often I find myself in disbelief and laughing at some of the phrases some person took the time to claim and possibly make a website for.</p><p>Here are some older expired domains I found to be so odd that I wrote them down for laughs later on.</p><ul><li><strong>MmmmBeer.com</strong> &#8211; Sponsored by Homer Simpson</li><li><strong>LaserFreezer.com </strong></li><li><strong>ProfessorPeanut.com</strong></li><li><strong>ChildSwap.com</strong> &#8211; The latest in reality day care TV</li><li><strong>OldHo.com</strong></li><li><strong>RobotZilla.com</strong></li><li><strong>ChopstickHero.com</strong></li><li><strong>DietCock.com</strong></li><li><strong>SpellingNazi.com</strong></li><li><strong>Weeklings.com</strong> &#8211; You 9-to-5&#8242;ers are so weak!</li><li><strong>AnimatedTattoo.com</strong> &#8211; I hope this never gets invented</li></ul><p>Amazingly, some of these domains have been registered again.</p><p>Since I am going through the <strong>May 21st</strong> drop list anyway, I&#8217;ve pulled some more humorous domains to show these maniacs are registering every day.</p><ul><li><strong>NordicChair.com</strong> &#8211; 2012 successor to the Nordic Track, sit and get fit!</li><li><strong>AmericanReam.com</strong> &#8211; I&#8217;m really hoping this was a typo</li><li><strong>KnittedVest.com</strong> &#8211; Sorry Grandma, even GoDaddy can&#8217;t get this business off the ground</li><li><strong>FreelanceGamers.com</strong> &#8211; Where do I sign up?</li><li><strong>Rugaholics.com</strong> &#8211; An addiction only limited by floor space</li><li><strong>DonutPorn.com</strong> &#8211; Microwave 8 secs for best results</li><li><strong>FriendStable.com</strong> &#8211; Don&#8217;t forget to feed Jimmy</li><li><strong>CrapSoftware.com</strong> &#8211; May be in-demand in Japan, but my toilet doesn&#8217;t have a computer yet</li></ul><p>Don&#8217;t drink and register. You may break one of these <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2011/01/10/top-10-reasons-your-domain-name-wont-sell/">important rules of domain sales</a>; making sure a domain has value to begin with. When it comes to domains, not every man&#8217;s treasure is worth $10 per year.</p><p>If you&#8217;re interested in domains that are truly valuable, check out the high quality expired domain lists offered to <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/signup/">DotSauce Domain Club</a> premium members.</p><p>Have you seen some wacky expired domains lately? If you remember any of them, post and share some laughs with everyone in the comment area.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2011/05/22/expired-domains-that-made-me-laugh/">Expired Domains That Made Me Laugh</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2011/05/22/expired-domains-that-made-me-laugh/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Congratulations WordPress, You’re Doin’ It Right!</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2009/06/05/wordpress-doin-it-right/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2009/06/05/wordpress-doin-it-right/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:36:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category> <category><![CDATA[WordPress]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/?p=1429</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://wordpress.org">WordPress</a> is one of the most widely used website content management systems today, though I suspect they&#8217;ve got some secret they&#8217;re not telling us.</p><p>I discovered this <span
style="text-decoration: line-through;">disturbing</span> exciting trend while looking for fellow geeks to follow, have a &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2009/06/05/wordpress-doin-it-right/">Congratulations WordPress, You’re Doin’ It Right!</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://wordpress.org">WordPress</a> is one of the most widely used website content management systems today, though I suspect they&#8217;ve got some secret they&#8217;re not telling us.</p><p>I discovered this <span
style="text-decoration: line-through;">disturbing</span> exciting trend while looking for fellow geeks to follow, have a look&#8230;</p><p
style="text-align: center;"><img
class="aligncenter" src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wordpress-followers2.png" alt="WordPress Hotty Followers" /></p><p>These ladies are actual @WordPress followers from <a
href="http://twitter.com/wordpress/followers">twitter.com/wordpress/followers</a> brought to you by <a
href="http://twitter.com/DotSauce">@DotSauce</a> and <a
href="http://twitter.com/themehunter">@ThemeHunter</a>!</p><p>Actual hot chic status not confirmed.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2009/06/05/wordpress-doin-it-right/">Congratulations WordPress, You’re Doin’ It Right!</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2009/06/05/wordpress-doin-it-right/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>36</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>&#8220;TheSecondWeb&#8221; is Offering YOUR Domain Names For Sale</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/09/24/second-web/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/09/24/second-web/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:49:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Available Domains]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Sales]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/09/24/second-web/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>According to the website, &#8220;<em><a
href="http://www.thesecondweb.net">TheSecondWeb</a> is a completely new World Wide Web. A new Web Browser, a new domain name system and completely new websites.</em>&#8221; It is essentially a web-based &#8220;browser&#8221; with an in-house domain name system &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/09/24/second-web/">&#8220;TheSecondWeb&#8221; is Offering YOUR Domain Names For Sale</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to the website, &#8220;<em><a
href="http://www.thesecondweb.net">TheSecondWeb</a> is a completely new World Wide Web. A new Web Browser, a new domain name system and completely new websites.</em>&#8221; It is essentially a web-based &#8220;browser&#8221; with an in-house domain name system powered by some script.</p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/secondweb.gif" alt="secondweb.gif" /></p><p>While this idea is not new in and of itself, this is the first web-based and non-intrusive (no software required) alternate domain name system that I am aware of.</p><p>Domain names in TheSecondWeb <strong>cost $5 each</strong> to register and as far as I can tell you &#8220;own&#8221; the domain permanently.  Ironically, TheSecondWeb.NET only allows purchases of .COM domains.</p><p>Development within TheSecondWeb environment is confusing to say the least.  Users must use clunky javascript code to link to external websites and it is not clear as to where or how your content is hosted or what types of content or languages are useable other than basic HTML.</p><p>Amazingly, TheSecondWeb blog claims that<strong> over 1000 domain names have been sold</strong> in just a few days since launch.</p><p>I foresee some serious legal issues will come to light unless they plan on removing all possible trademarked domains.</p><p><strong>What are your thoughts?</strong>  Plausible idea or doomed from the start?  Please leave a comment below.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/09/24/second-web/">&#8220;TheSecondWeb&#8221; is Offering YOUR Domain Names For Sale</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/09/24/second-web/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>19</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Greenest Domains on Earth: A Look at Premium &#8220;Green&#8221; Dot Coms</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/08/21/green-domains/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/08/21/green-domains/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:59:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Notable Domain Sales]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Parked Domains]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/08/21/green-domains/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Green.com &#124; For Sale &#124; Registered in 1999<p>The Green.com website currently resolves to a glorified &#8220;domain for sale&#8221; landing page which I believe is using some Jedi mind tricks.  Below the fold is a promotional blurb for the &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/08/21/green-domains/">The Greenest Domains on Earth: A Look at Premium &#8220;Green&#8221; Dot Coms</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Green.com | For Sale | Registered in 1999<img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/greendotcom.png" alt="greendotcom.png" align="right" hspace="15" /></h3><p>The Green.com website currently resolves to a glorified &#8220;domain for sale&#8221; landing page which I believe is using some Jedi mind tricks.  Below the fold is a promotional blurb for the fabulous Entertainment.com coupon book.</p><h3><a
href="http://GoGreen.com">GoGreen.com</a> | Active | Registered in 1997</h3><p>The ever popular catch phrase &#8220;Go Green&#8221; is currently owned by an organization based in Vancouver Canada that supports go green transportation initiatives.  Content is under review as the splash page says, but I genuinely did enjoy the &#8220;Seven Great Ways To Get Around&#8221; feature, nice retro clip-art!</p><h3><a
href="http://GreenPlanet.com">GreenPlanet.com</a> | Active | Registered in 2003</h3><p>This beauty is owned by Green         Planet Environmental Ltd, a non-profit organization based in Liverpool England. They make the planet green by developing sustainable products that work with nature for areas in most need such as Nigeria, Ethiopia, and Aboriginal Australia.</p><h3><a
href="http://GreenEarth.com">GreenEarth.com</a> | Doomed | Registered in 1997</h3><p>Currently a &#8220;Coming Soon&#8221; message.  A quick <a
href="http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.greenearth.com">glance at Archive.org</a> reveals that in all GreenEarth.com&#8217;s 12 years, it has never really been used, kinda sad!  Soon to be some form of marketplace for green products, we&#8217;ll see.</p><h3><a
href="http://GreenMagazine.com">GreenMagazine.com</a> | Active | Registered in 2001<img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/greendeere.png" alt="greendeere.png" align="right" /></h3><p>The Green Magazine for none other than&#8230; <em>John Deere tractor enthusiasts</em>?  You guessed it!</p><h3>GreenEnergy.com | Forwards | Registered in 1997</h3><p>Forwards to TransAlta Wind&#8217;s Vision Quest Windelectric business channeling the power of wind into local power grids.</p><h3>GreenMovement.com | <u>Parked</u> | Registered in 2005</h3><p>Finally a domain that needs a home!  GreenMovement.com is currently parked.  A look at the whois shows that it is owned by somebody livin&#8217; it up in the Grand Cayman Islands.  Hey Frank, is that you? :)</p><h3><a
href="http://GreenProducts.com">GreenProducts.com</a> | Active | Registered in 1997<img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/greenproducts.png" alt="greenproducts.png" align="right" /></h3><p>This Iowa based trucking company processes corn cobs into all kinds of great pet bedding and litter. The potential is lacking, technically this company isn&#8217;t &#8220;Green&#8221; in the since of environmental friendliness at all, rather it was founded by Clifford Green  in 1947.</p><h3><a
href="http://GreenIdeas.com">GreenIdeas.com</a> | Active | Registered in 1999</h3><p>Personal blog of one Alibert Botogol of the United Kingdom.</p><h3>GreenTechnology.com | <u>Parked</u> | Registered in 2001</h3><p>Yet another parked green domain.  I really like this one, anyone care to broker the sale, get a good deal for me!</p><h3>Top Prices Paid for Green Domain Names</h3><p>These are the highest reported sales for &#8220;Green&#8221; domains.  Some listings have been removed that were not relevant.</p><p><strong>GreenPackaging.com</strong> sold for $<strong>25,000</strong> (Mar 2008)<br
/> <strong>GreenhouseGases.com</strong> sold for $<strong>21,975</strong> (Dec 2007)<br
/> <strong>GreenVehicle.com</strong> sold for $<strong>15,000</strong> (Feb 2008)<br
/> <strong>Greenster.com</strong> sold for $<strong>10,895</strong> (Mar 2008)<br
/> <strong>GoGreenToday.com</strong> sold for $<strong>10,000</strong> (Jul 2008)<br
/> <strong>GreenStyle.com</strong> sold for $<strong>10,000</strong> (Mar 2008)<br
/> <strong>GreenTips.com</strong> sold for $<strong>6,288</strong> (Jun 2008)</p><p><small>Sources: <a
href="http://www.namebio.com">NameBio</a> &amp; <a
href="http://www.dnsaleprice.com/">DNSalePrices </a></small></p><p>After looking into all these green domains, I am surprised not to see more premium sales recorded. Hopefully that means there are still good deals to be done.</p><p>The real winners here are those who picked up green domains before the word went viral.  However, it is still very possible and probably profitable to invest into the green domain niche.</p><p>I would really love to own a great &#8220;green&#8221; .COM domain name for a project I have in mind.  Feel free to contact me.</p><h3>Do you have any Green Domains?</h3><p>Leave a comment below!  Tell us about your green domain names or any stories you might have about this trend.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/08/21/green-domains/">The Greenest Domains on Earth: A Look at Premium &#8220;Green&#8221; Dot Coms</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/08/21/green-domains/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>64</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Inspiring Story About a Bird Brained Website Flipper</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/07/30/website-flipping-story/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/07/30/website-flipping-story/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Web Development]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/07/30/website-flipping-story/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Frager of the <a
href="http://fragerfactor.blogspot.com/">Frager Factor</a> tipped me off to a great New York Times article entitled &#8220;<em>Find an Undervalued Asset. Fix It Up. Flip It. (Now It’s Websites, Not Houses)</em>.&#8221;</p><p>I love reading these online success &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/07/30/website-flipping-story/">Inspiring Story About a Bird Brained Website Flipper</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Frager of the <a
href="http://fragerfactor.blogspot.com/">Frager Factor</a> tipped me off to a great New York Times article entitled &#8220;<em>Find an Undervalued Asset. Fix It Up. Flip It. (Now It’s Websites, Not Houses)</em>.&#8221;</p><p>I love reading these online success stories, they really get the entrepreneurial gears turning and motivate me to continue developing out my domain portfolio.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Dave Hermansen did not own a bird or a cage when he <strong>bought bird-cage.com</strong>, an online store, <strong>for $1,800 three years ago</strong>. He simply saw a Web site that was &#8216;very, very poorly done,&#8217; and begged the owners to sell it to him. He then redesigned the site, added advertising and drove up traffic. Last December, he <strong>sold it for $173,000</strong>.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p></p><p>In this day and age, you don&#8217;t even have to invest any money beyond a domain name to &#8220;flip&#8221; a website.  By developing quickly and driving traffic you continually increase the value of a website, especially if that new website is earning revenue.  However, even if you have not earned a dime you can often times sell your newly matured online property for several hundred dollars in just a couple months time.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Some Web sites begin as labors of love. Take Celebrity Baby Blog, which Danielle Friedland, the creator, has said she created after reeling off facts during the 2004 Golden Globes &#8216;about who was pregnant with twins or had recently given birth.&#8217; Four years later, People.com bought the Web site after it noticed an unfulfilled niche: &#8216;a very passionate community of young moms,&#8217; said Fran Hauser, president of People Digital.</p><p>Ms. Hauser said she would not comment on the sale price. Industry insiders speculate it was in the low millions.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p></p><p>You can <a
href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/29/technology/29flip.html">read the full story</a> at the New York Times.</p><p>We would love to hear your website flipping success stories.  Please leave a comment below.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/07/30/website-flipping-story/">Inspiring Story About a Bird Brained Website Flipper</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/07/30/website-flipping-story/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>18</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Top 10 Gifts for the Dot Com Dad</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/06/10/top-10-gifts-for-the-dot-com-dad/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/06/10/top-10-gifts-for-the-dot-com-dad/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:42:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/06/10/top-10-gifts-for-the-dot-com-dad/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>In honor of geeky fathers everywhere and their clueless children, here is a fool-proof Father&#8217;s Day gift guide for dad&#8217;s who like gadgets, computers, and websites.</p> 1. <u>Domain Names!</u><p>(<strong>Price: $8+</strong>)  It&#8217;s obvious Dad would love a &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/06/10/top-10-gifts-for-the-dot-com-dad/">Top 10 Gifts for the Dot Com Dad</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In honor of geeky fathers everywhere and their clueless children, here is a fool-proof Father&#8217;s Day gift guide for dad&#8217;s who like gadgets, computers, and websites.</p><h3>1. <u>Domain Names!</u></h3><p><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/godaddy-gift.png" alt="godaddy-gift.png" align="right" hspace="20" />(<strong>Price: $8+</strong>)  It&#8217;s obvious Dad would love a cool domain name.  However, we don&#8217;t recommend picking it out for him. <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=GodaddyGift" target="_blank">Buy a gift certificate at GoDaddy</a> and let Dad work his magic registering some awesome .COM names.</p><h3>2. <u>New 3G iPhone</u></h3><p>(<strong>Price: $199 </strong>on<strong> July 11th</strong>)  Dad will have to wait a month for his present but this marvel of gadgety goodness will absolutely be worth it.  The new 3G network iPhone is much faster browsing the web and much cheaper than the original iPhone.</p><h3>3. <u>Designer T-Shirts</u></h3><p><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/summer-sale-logo-4.gif" alt="summer-sale-logo-4.gif" align="right" hspace="15" />(<strong>Price:</strong> <strong>$12</strong>) Not only are <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=threadless">designer shirts at Threadless.com</a> cheap, but they are high quality, often hilarious,  professional designs.  Make Dad unique and stylish with a couple of Threadless tees.</p><h3>4. <u>Tech Magazines</u></h3><p>(<strong>Price: Free!</strong>) Dad doesn&#8217;t have to know that these cool print magazines are free to subscribe to.  Sign up to have <a
href="http://www.moderndomainer.com/index.php?option=com_forme&amp;fid=1&amp;Itemid=110">Modern Domainer</a> and <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=websitemag">Website Magazine</a> delivered to Dad&#8217;s doorstep for some quality reading material.</p><h3>5. <u>Deluxe Mini-Fridge + Warmer Combo</u></h3><p>(<strong>Price: $99</strong>) There is no doubt Dad will enjoy this expertly perfected <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=thinkgeek-fridge">deluxe mini-fridge</a> that doubles as a food warmer.  This has a digital display, holds a 6-pack of your favorite liquid in a can and is silent!</p><h3>6. <u>Optimus Maximus Keyboard</u></h3><p>(<strong>Price: $1,589</strong>) Dad would probably cut his pinky finger off to own one of these keyboards.  Save Dad&#8217;s pinky and <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=thinkgeek-optimus">buy him this heavenly keyboard</a> from ThinkGeek.  I&#8217;m not even going to go into detail&#8230; check out the video below.</p><p><object
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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xWkjtnd367Q&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><h3>7. <u>&#8220;The Domain Game&#8221; Book</u></h3><p><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/domain-game1.gif" alt="domain-game1.gif" align="right" /><strong>(Price: $20)</strong> This newly released book by David Kesmodel has been receiving some great reviews.  Help Dad build up your inheritance money! <a
href="http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=47650">Buy The Domain Game</a>, <em>How People Get Rich From Internet Domain Names</em>.</p><h3>8. <u>Ties Suck!</u></h3><p><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ties-suck.jpg" alt="ties-suck.jpg" align="right" />(Price: $25) This stylin&#8217; 100% silk tie has a secret message.  Should you decode the binary pattern you will soon find why this tie is named &#8220;Ties Suck&#8221; <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=thinkgeek-tie">Buy it at ThinkGeek</a>.  Turn Dad into a real non-conformist.</p><h3>9. <u>500 GB Hard Drive</u></h3><p><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/500gb_sata_internal_harddrive.jpg" alt="500gb_sata_internal_harddrive.jpg" align="right" />(<strong>Price: $95</strong>) Yes you read correctly, 500 gigs of storage space squeezed into a <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=thinkgeek-500gigs">Seagate 7200 RPM 3.5&#8243; drive</a> of the SATA variety with a 16MB cache for less than $100 bucks.  Do you know anyone with a 500 GB hard drive?  Make your dad that guy!</p><h3>10. <u>Moo.com Printed Goods</u></h3><p>(<strong>Price: $10+</strong>)  Go beyond the gift card.  Design <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/link.php?id=mooprinting">amazing printed products at Moo.com</a> or buy a gift certificate and let Dad design his own MiniCards, PostCards, StickerBooks, NoteCards and more.  The real amazing thing about Moo&#8217;s service is the ability to print 100 different images on 100 different cards at no extra cost.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/06/10/top-10-gifts-for-the-dot-com-dad/">Top 10 Gifts for the Dot Com Dad</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/06/10/top-10-gifts-for-the-dot-com-dad/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>New Domainer T-Shirt Store</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/03/26/domainer-shirt-store/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/03/26/domainer-shirt-store/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:18:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[DotSauce]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/03/26/domainer-shirt-store/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>We have been working our creativity gears in the old noggin to come up with some funny and unique t-shirt ideas specifically for you domainers!  The DotSauce <strong>Domainer T-Shirt Store</strong> is now open for business.</p><p
align="center"></p><p>Each shirt is 100% &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/03/26/domainer-shirt-store/">New Domainer T-Shirt Store</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have been working our creativity gears in the old noggin to come up with some funny and unique t-shirt ideas specifically for you domainers!  The DotSauce <strong>Domainer T-Shirt Store</strong> is now open for business.</p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dotcomdomainer.jpg" alt="dotcomdomainer.jpg" /> <img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dotcommogul.jpg" alt="dotcommogul.jpg" /></p><p>Each shirt is 100% cotton and priced low at <strong>only $14.99</strong> + shipping.  We have churned out a handful of completed designs so far and several more will be released soon.</p><h3>Get A Free Shirt!</h3><p>We want your ideas for funny, unique and innovative domainer t-shirts!</p><p><strong>Leave a comment</strong> below and if your idea is used we will credit you with a free domainer t-shirt of your choice!</p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dotcomrockstar.jpg" alt="dotcomrockstar.jpg" /> <img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dotcombustion.jpg" alt="dotcombustion.jpg" /></p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/03/26/domainer-shirt-store/">New Domainer T-Shirt Store</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/03/26/domainer-shirt-store/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>26</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>8 Ways to Get Rich with Domain Names in 2008</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/01/01/get-rich-with-domains-in-2008/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/01/01/get-rich-with-domains-in-2008/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:01:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/01/01/get-rich-with-domains-in-2008/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Bust out your crystal ball and start predicting the hottest pop culture domains to be in 2008.  Here are a few places you can start&#8230;</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong> Successfully predict the name of the next Jolie-Pitt child and snap up the &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/01/01/get-rich-with-domains-in-2008/">8 Ways to Get Rich with Domain Names in 2008</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Bust out your crystal ball and start predicting the hottest pop culture domains to be in 2008.  Here are a few places you can start&#8230;</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong> Successfully predict the name of the next Jolie-Pitt child and snap up the name.</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/angelina_jolie3-725764.jpg' alt='angelina_jolie3-725764.jpg' /></p><p><strong>2.</strong> Successfully predict the sleeper hit exhibition sport of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.   Olympic Rock Stacking anyone?</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/rock-stacking-wet.JPG' alt='rock-stacking-wet.JPG' /></p><p><strong>3.</strong> Successfully predict the name of the next President’s “intern.” “I did not buy the domain of that woman!”</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bclinton.jpg' alt='bclinton.jpg' /></p><p><strong>4.</strong> Successfully predict the next widespread virus scare.  CactusFlu dot com, net, and org.</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/virus.jpg' alt='virus.jpg' /></p><p><strong>5.</strong> Successfully predict Osama Bin Laden’s mode of travel to see Allah… www.OsamaSoLonga.com</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/260906binladen.jpg' alt='260906binladen.jpg' /></p><p><strong>6.</strong> Successfully predict the name of the next America Idol Winner. You might want to add on the .TV extension for a few extra bucks.</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/large_jordin.jpg' alt='large_jordin.jpg' /></p><p><strong>7.</strong> Successfully predict the next worldwide natural disaster.  The Tibetan Tsunami?  The Antarctic Hurricane?  The Samoan Famine?</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/volcanim2_full.jpeg' alt='volcanim2_full.jpeg' /></p><p><strong>8.</strong> Successfully predict the name of Britney Spear’s next baby daddy. This one could be huge, especially since Britney herself might not know.</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/brit_baby2.jpg' alt='brit_baby2.jpg' /></p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/01/01/get-rich-with-domains-in-2008/">8 Ways to Get Rich with Domain Names in 2008</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2008/01/01/get-rich-with-domains-in-2008/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>42</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Four Letter Domains: The New Vanity License Plate</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/30/four-letter-domains-on-license-plates/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/30/four-letter-domains-on-license-plates/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:12:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Traffic]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/30/four-letter-domains-on-license-plates/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Take for example, a domain I registered earlier this month, &#8220;<a
href="http://www.rsxj.com">RSXJ.com</a>&#8221; this was an <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/expired-domains/">expired domain</a> that I caught by chance.  Mind you, it has been a few weeks <em>after</em> all of the <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/11/02/four-letter-domains-all-registered/">four letter domains</a> were &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/30/four-letter-domains-on-license-plates/">Four Letter Domains: The New Vanity License Plate</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rsxj-domain-name.jpg" alt="four letter license plates" /></p><p>Take for example, a domain I registered earlier this month, &#8220;<a
href="http://www.rsxj.com">RSXJ.com</a>&#8221; this was an <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/expired-domains/">expired domain</a> that I caught by chance.  Mind you, it has been a few weeks <em>after</em> all of the <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/11/02/four-letter-domains-all-registered/">four letter domains</a> were registered.  My first impression of the domain name concluded that this was the perfect domain for an &#8220;RSX Junkie&#8221; or some old Joe, John, Jacob, Jingle, Jack and Jill, all of whom drive <strong>Acura RSX</strong>&#8216;s of course.</p><p>Some people are buying <strong>LLLL.com</strong> (four letter) domains and using them as personalized license plates.</p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/5costcom.jpg" alt="5costcom.jpg" /><br
/> Source: Michael Castello at Miami TRAFFIC Conference</p><p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I want one!  I&#8217;m on the lookout for an LLLL.com domain that has some meaning to me as a web developer and domainer.  If you have any suggestions <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/about-dotsauce">let me know</a>.</p><ul><li>LLLL.com Domain Name ~ <strong>$50</strong></li><li>Fee for Vanity License Plate ~ <strong>$30</strong></li><li>Having that hotty in the Beamer hit you up on Facebook &#8211; <em>Priceless!</em></li></ul><p>If vanity plates don&#8217;t rev your engine, you could always just go for a custom vinyl <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/">domain name sticker</a> to slap on your windshield.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/30/four-letter-domains-on-license-plates/">Four Letter Domains: The New Vanity License Plate</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/30/four-letter-domains-on-license-plates/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>24</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Google&#8217;s &#8220;Knol&#8221; Project Prompts Tens of Thousands to Visit Dutch Steam Cleaning Website</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/26/google-knol-thousands-visit-steam-cleaning-site/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/26/google-knol-thousands-visit-steam-cleaning-site/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:40:18 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Google]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/26/google-knol-thousands-visit-steam-cleaning-site/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Google has an exciting new project which they call a &#8220;Knowledge Portal,&#8221; hence the codename Knol.  It has been rumored that Google is upset about <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page">Wikipedia</a> dominating it&#8217;s search results and is releasing this open-author information sharing website to &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/26/google-knol-thousands-visit-steam-cleaning-site/">Google&#8217;s &#8220;Knol&#8221; Project Prompts Tens of Thousands to Visit Dutch Steam Cleaning Website</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google has an exciting new project which they call a &#8220;Knowledge Portal,&#8221; hence the codename Knol.  It has been rumored that Google is upset about <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page">Wikipedia</a> dominating it&#8217;s search results and is releasing this open-author information sharing website to compete for some top results.  Knol is currently in private beta testing, you can read more information on it <a
href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/encouraging-people-to-contribute.html">here</a>.  It is also naturally <a
href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/12/14/google-knol-a-step-too-far/">getting</a> <a
href="http://www.searchenginejournal.com/wikipedia-better-watch-its-back-here-comes-googles-knol/6108/">alot</a> <a
href="http://venturebeat.com/2007/12/13/googles-knol-a-challenge-to-wikipedia/">of</a> <a
href="http://mashable.com/2007/12/14/google-knol-more-of-the-same/">buzz</a> from the blogosphere.</p><p><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/knol-com.jpg' alt='knol-com.jpg' /></p><h2>What?! <a
href="http://www.knol.com">Knol.com</a> Owned by Steam Cleaning Company</h2><p>Tens of thousands of visitors, including myself, typed &#8220;Knol.com&#8221; into their browsers after hearing the news, only to be baffled by a Dutch website featuring high quality vacuums and steam cleaners.  The company who owns the domain has posted a thank you message to Google, for the traffic and publicity I assume.  They later <a
href="http://64.233.179.104/translate_c?hl=en&#038;u=http://www.knol.com/nieuws/knol-in-de-media/google-werkt-aan-knol.html">posted this</a> surprising message which is, oddly enough, badly translated by Google:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Well, from that Friday there is a real run immediately on domains that the word &#8220;Knol&#8221; in itself, as also the domain knol.com&#8230;.. This has resulted in <strong>tens of thousands of visitors</strong> who came to take a look at our Knol.com! &#8230;.. In a short time, we had received visitors from more than 130 countries around the world.</p><p>Fortunately, the website in a position to be able bastions and the site remained in the air.</p><p>But that was not in, we were by Jan and alleman asked if <strong>we do not want to sell the domain&#8230;.. Unfortunately, we have to disappoint everyone, how beautiful their offer sometimes.</strong></p><p>&#8230;. In short, it was a special experience.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>There you have it, they will not be selling the domain name to Google, nor any other individual.  Someone should call and suggest a way to monetize their new temporary flood of international traffic.</p><h2>The Squatters Came Out in Full Force</h2><p>A quick search on Sedo shows 358 pages of domains containing the term &#8220;Knol.&#8221;  Many have bids and are receiving a minor amount of traffic.  Apparently these people do not realize that &#8220;Knol&#8221; is <strong>only a codename!</strong> Google is going to brand it&#8217;s new knowledge portal with a completely different name and acquire it&#8217;s respective domain name.</p><p>Think before you <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/13/mcafee-study-on-domain-name-typos/">squat</a>.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/26/google-knol-thousands-visit-steam-cleaning-site/">Google&#8217;s &#8220;Knol&#8221; Project Prompts Tens of Thousands to Visit Dutch Steam Cleaning Website</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/26/google-knol-thousands-visit-steam-cleaning-site/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>28</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Top 10 Reasons to be a Domainer</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/14/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-domainer/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/14/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-domainer/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:45:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/14/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-domainer/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>If there is one thing domainers have in common it&#8217;s that we all love our jobs!  Enjoy these top 10 reasons to be a domainer and please pass it on to your domainer friends.</p><p><strong>10.</strong> Virtually no chance of &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/14/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-domainer/">Top 10 Reasons to be a Domainer</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If there is one thing domainers have in common it&#8217;s that we all love our jobs!  Enjoy these top 10 reasons to be a domainer and please pass it on to your domainer friends.</p><p><strong>10.</strong> Virtually no chance of getting skin cancer.</p><p><strong>9.</strong> The IRS hasn’t figured out how to tax you.</p><p><strong>8.</strong> Instead of having to pay to park, people pay you.</p><p><strong>7.</strong> No one knows what you are supposed to be doing right now.</p><p><strong>6.</strong> Working in your underwear.</p><p><strong>5.</strong> Being able to talk about your “portfolio” at a bar.</p><p><strong>4.</strong> It’s easier than a &#8220;real&#8221; job.</p><p><strong>3.</strong> Coffee breaks may include activities like Halo 3 or Wii Sports.</p><p><strong>2.</strong> Your investment returns make stocks look laughable.</p><p><strong>1.</strong> Set your own hours&#8230; like, say, 9<em>pm</em> to 5<em>am</em>.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/14/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-domainer/">Top 10 Reasons to be a Domainer</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/14/top-10-reasons-to-be-a-domainer/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>40</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Former Microsoft Domain Manager Accused of Stealing $1M</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/08/microsoft-domain-manager-accused-of-stealing/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/08/microsoft-domain-manager-accused-of-stealing/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:27:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/08/microsoft-domain-manager-accused-of-stealing/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Carolyn Gudmundson</strong>, was responsible for managing and registering Microsoft&#8217;s domain names between 2000 and 2004.  She has been accused of <strong>stealing over $1 million</strong> from Microsoft and Expedia, according to court papers and a statement released yesterday by &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/08/microsoft-domain-manager-accused-of-stealing/">Former Microsoft Domain Manager Accused of Stealing $1M</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Carolyn Gudmundson</strong>, was responsible for managing and registering Microsoft&#8217;s domain names between 2000 and 2004.  She has been accused of <strong>stealing over $1 million</strong> from Microsoft and Expedia, according to court papers and a statement released yesterday by the U.S. Attorney in Seattle.</p><blockquote><p>The 18-count indictment (<a
href='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gudmundson.pdf' title='Gudmundson Indictment'>PDF, 10 pages</a>) alleges that Gudmundson used a variety of tactics to inflate her expense reimbursements. For example, prosecutors allege that she used her corporate American Express card to pay for domain registrations and then submitted doctored receipts to receive more than she paid.</p></blockquote><p>Gudmundson is a 44 year old woman from Kirkland, Seattle.  She was arrested Thursday night and made her initial appearance in court yesterday, as reported by <a
href="http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/archives/127378.asp">Todd Bishop</a> who attended the court appearance. She has been indicted on 11 counts of wire fraud and seven counts of mail fraud. The U.S. Attorney&#8217;s Office says those offenses, on conviction, are punishable by up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.</p><p><strong>Microsoft</strong> released this statement: &#8220;We can confirm that Microsoft worked closely with authorities on this investigation. We take employee theft seriously and have internal measures in place to help identify fraudulent activities.&#8221;</p><p>For more information on the case against Gudmundson read the <a
href="http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/archives/127378.asp">this report</a> on Todd Bishop&#8217;s Microsoft Blog.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/08/microsoft-domain-manager-accused-of-stealing/">Former Microsoft Domain Manager Accused of Stealing $1M</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/12/08/microsoft-domain-manager-accused-of-stealing/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>25</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Avoiding Domain Parking Accidents</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/22/avoiding-domain-parking-accidents/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/22/avoiding-domain-parking-accidents/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:51:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Parked Domains]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Traffic]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/22/avoiding-domain-parking-accidents/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>The Domainer&#8217;s Gazette has a humorous yet oh so real article displaying some <a
href="http://www.domainersgazette.com/creative-targeting-on-parked-domains/">poorly customized parked domains</a>.  We have all seen them in our adventures across the unexplored internet.  Domains which are parked with less-than-appealing graphic images and &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/22/avoiding-domain-parking-accidents/">Avoiding Domain Parking Accidents</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Domainer&#8217;s Gazette has a humorous yet oh so real article displaying some <a
href="http://www.domainersgazette.com/creative-targeting-on-parked-domains/">poorly customized parked domains</a>.  We have all seen them in our adventures across the unexplored internet.  Domains which are parked with less-than-appealing graphic images and sponsored links so irrelevant that a child wouldn&#8217;t accidentally click.</p><h2>&#8220;Welcome to <strong>Snow</strong>MobileRentals.com!&#8221;</h2><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/snowmobile.jpg' alt='SnowMobile' /></p><p>I can&#8217;t say that all <em>my own</em> parked domains are perfectly customized.  Maybe it&#8217;s time that we all did a little investigation and optimization into our parked domain names.  Get some feedback on keywords and design from friends, family and colleagues, though be sure to tell them <strong>not</strong> to click links!</p><h2>Optimizing Your Landing Pages</h2><p>Improving your landing pages on even a few domains could start you earning an easy residual income.  It may be a time consuming process, but in the long run it will definitely be worth your while.  Here are some things you should <strong>really put some thought into perfecting on your landing pages</strong>.</p><ul><li>Unique and relevant title and sub-title.</li><li>Creating the right photos, graphics or logo.</li><li>Matching and appealing color scheme.</li><li>Relevant and powerful sponsored link keywords.</li></ul><p>Get started with your highest trafficked domain names and work your way down.  Even if your name gets <strong>a single visitor per day</strong> and you can gain that persons trust and attention enough to click on a sponsored link for, oh let&#8217;s say a measly 10¢, that would earn you <strong>$36 a year</strong> from one domain!</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/22/avoiding-domain-parking-accidents/">Avoiding Domain Parking Accidents</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/22/avoiding-domain-parking-accidents/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>21</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cowboys.com Domain Intercepted by Investors</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/21/cowboys-domain-intercepted-by-investors/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/21/cowboys-domain-intercepted-by-investors/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:39:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Sales]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Notable Domain Sales]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/21/cowboys-domain-intercepted-by-investors/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<strong><a
href="http://greatfinds.icrossing.com/?p=268">Update</a>: </strong>COWBOYS Lose Domain Name in OT<blockquote><p> A week after the Dallas Cowboys football organization bid on, won, then backed out of purchasing the domain name cowboys.com, the domain was sold on silent auction for $370,000.  A group</p></blockquote><p>&#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/21/cowboys-domain-intercepted-by-investors/">Cowboys.com Domain Intercepted by Investors</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><strong><a
href="http://greatfinds.icrossing.com/?p=268">Update</a>: </strong>COWBOYS Lose Domain Name in OT</h2><blockquote><p> A week after the Dallas Cowboys football organization bid on, won, then backed out of purchasing the domain name cowboys.com, the domain was sold on silent auction for $370,000.  A group of investors stepped in to pick up the option on the free agent domain name.  Most domain experts agree that the Cowboys were foolish to let this gem go.  The resale price of the newly purchased name is expected to go into six figures.  The Cowboys won the domain name through a Moniker auction on Oct. 12th with a phone in bid of “275,” a number which lawyers later said represented $275 dollars, not the actual $275,000 sales price.  I guess the organization should stick to pigskin, when it comes to the buck, they are rookies for sure.</p></blockquote><p>When it came time to pay up for their recent purchase of cowboys.com, attorneys for the legendary football empire, the Dallas Cowboys, balked.  $275,000?  Oops, they thought is was $275.00!  That was the lousy excuse offered by America’s team.  It seems the Cowboys franchise won the domain in a live auction sponsored by Moniker on Friday, Oct. 12th at the Traffic Domain Name Conference in Hollywood, Florida.</p><h2>Playing Games</h2><p>According to Monte Cahn, the head of <a
href="http://www.moniker.com">Moniker</a>, a phone in bid was reported to have come in from a representative of the organization.  About a week later when the bill came in, the attorney claimed there was a misunderstanding about the words “Two hundred and seventy-five,” claiming the team would never have bid on such a pricey moniker.   This claim seems ridiculous in light of the fact that the minimum bid for the name was listed at $250,000, and the expected sales price was estimated to go as high as $500,000.</p><p>There may be more to <a
href="http://www.webpronews.com/blogtalk/2007/10/19/dallas-cowboys-return-cowboys-com-domain-name">the story</a> than meets the eye, however.  Apparently, the cowboys.com domain may come with some strings attached.  The previous owner of the domain claimed to have received the first trademark ever given a domain name on May 15, 1995.  Certificate #27303 issued by the Office of the Secretary of State for the state of Oklahoma may present legal issues for the football organization.  Under current law, trademark owners are allowed to lay some claim to domains that include their trademark.</p><p>Maybe the football dynasty should just do what any respectable Texan would do… Cowboy up and pay the bill.  Then let the battle over trademark be settled in a good old fashioned shoot out.</p><p>[tags]cowboys, dallas cowboys, domain sales, cowboys.com[/tags]<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/21/cowboys-domain-intercepted-by-investors/">Cowboys.com Domain Intercepted by Investors</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/10/21/cowboys-domain-intercepted-by-investors/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>20</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Idiot Posing as a Lawyer Attempts to Steal Domain Names</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/09/10/domain-fraud-lawyer-poser-steals-domain/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/09/10/domain-fraud-lawyer-poser-steals-domain/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:42:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/09/10/domain-fraud-lawyer-poser-steals-domain/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>A Las Vegas man, who may or may not be related to the <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/">Sofa.com bandit</a>, has <a
href="http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/fraudster-who-i.html">pleaded guilty</a> to plotting to steal domain names by posing as a California intellectual property lawyer.  The not-so-brilliant David Scali created the &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/09/10/domain-fraud-lawyer-poser-steals-domain/">Idiot Posing as a Lawyer Attempts to Steal Domain Names</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Las Vegas man, who may or may not be related to the <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/">Sofa.com bandit</a>, has <a
href="http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/fraudster-who-i.html">pleaded guilty</a> to plotting to steal domain names by posing as a California intellectual property lawyer.  The not-so-brilliant David Scali created the email address trademarkinfringement@netzero.net in 2006 and during June and July of last year, threatened various domain owners with high dollar law suits unless they promptly handed over their domains.</p><p>In one case his scheme succeeded and where a victim turned over a domain name similar to citysearch.com.  The case was investigated by the F.B.I.  He has agreed to plead guilty to a wire fraud charge which can carry a maximum sentence of up to 20 years in prison, however prosecutors will only ask for a range of probation to six months in custody.  Scali will face various fines and during this probation period his computer use will be monitored.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/09/10/domain-fraud-lawyer-poser-steals-domain/">Idiot Posing as a Lawyer Attempts to Steal Domain Names</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/09/10/domain-fraud-lawyer-poser-steals-domain/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>14</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Man Steals &amp; Sells Sofa.com for $200,000 &#8211; Takes Flight with Vegas Strippers</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:14:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Sales]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Notable Domain Sales]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Stephen M. Galstad of Sheboygan, Wisconsin was a store manager for Dinesen’s Leather for over 16 years.   The company formerly owned the rather valuable domain <strong>Sofa.com</strong>.  This prime generic domain was used to drive customers to their corporate &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/">Man Steals &#038; Sells Sofa.com for $200,000 &#8211; Takes Flight with Vegas Strippers</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stephen M. Galstad of Sheboygan, Wisconsin was a store manager for Dinesen’s Leather for over 16 years.   The company formerly owned the rather valuable domain <strong>Sofa.com</strong>.  This prime generic domain was used to drive customers to their corporate website and is now in the hands of a London based online furniture retailer.</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/sofa-com.jpg' alt='Sofa.com Stolen'/></p><p>Galstad is being accused of stealing and selling the domain for $200,000 which was wired to his personal account.  An additional charge is being filed which claims the man cleaned out a $15,000 company credit card by traveling travel to Brazil, Canada, Las Vegas and New Jersey with a woman identified by his employer as a stripper from Las Vegas.</p><p>He has since admitted to the thefts and now faces up to 5 years in prison and a $25,000 in fines for a business related theft felony.</p><p>I&#8217;ve covered all the juicy bits, but if you&#8217;d like to follow this wacky criminal trial you can head over to The Sheboygan-Press.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/">Man Steals &#038; Sells Sofa.com for $200,000 &#8211; Takes Flight with Vegas Strippers</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/08/09/sofacom-stolen-sold-for-200000/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>12</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Innovative Domain Branding, a Coffee Company&#8217;s Success Story</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/22/innovative-domain-branding-a-coffee-companys-success-story/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/22/innovative-domain-branding-a-coffee-companys-success-story/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:39:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Available Domains]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Traffic]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Web Development]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/22/innovative-domain-branding-a-coffee-companys-success-story/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://www.ambler.net/index.php?option=com_myblog&#038;show=giving-away-the-plan.html">Chris Ambler</a> discussed a story he heard recently on a local Seattle morning radio show.  The discussion was about Specialty Roast Coffee Company who <strong>donates $2 of every bag of coffee beans to a charity</strong> of the buyer&#8217;s choice.  &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/22/innovative-domain-branding-a-coffee-companys-success-story/">Innovative Domain Branding, a Coffee Company&#8217;s Success Story</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://www.ambler.net/index.php?option=com_myblog&#038;show=giving-away-the-plan.html">Chris Ambler</a> discussed a story he heard recently on a local Seattle morning radio show.  The discussion was about Specialty Roast Coffee Company who <strong>donates $2 of every bag of coffee beans to a charity</strong> of the buyer&#8217;s choice.  Coffee connoisseurs can visit <a
href="http://www.specialtyroast.com">SpecialtyRoast.com</a> and select from a growing list of local and national charity foundations to donate to.</p><blockquote><p>“We give away, on average, 20% of our gross. It’s counter-intuitive but we’re profitable, adds Warren Sly, founder. “Giving as generously as we do has been good for business. As Benjamin Franklin proved, you can live well by doing good.”</p></blockquote><p>As the story goes the savvy businessman who owns the company has been purchasing additional domain names including the names of the charities followed by the word &#8220;coffee.&#8221;  For example <strong>RedCrossCoffee.com</strong>, <strong>PetCoffee.com</strong> (Humane Society).  The owner claims that this is one of his best ideas as it brings residual traffic to his business from type-ins.  Customers tell their friends that they order their coffee beans at RedCrossCoffee.com and the power of <strong>word-of-mouth marketing</strong> sets in.</p><p
align="center"><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/specialtyroast.png' alt='Specialty Roast Donations' /></p><p>I can imagine that the idea of giving charitable donations can be applied to many products and services on the web.  Domain names continue to be a <strong>powerful marketing tool</strong>.  In a related article on DotSauce, <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/">Creative Marketing with Domain Names</a>, we see that hundreds of large corporations are turning to domains that do not mention their company name at all to aid in promotion.</p><p>The Specialty Roast concept makes being a humanitarian quite easy and I hear the perks are good too.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/22/innovative-domain-branding-a-coffee-companys-success-story/">Innovative Domain Branding, a Coffee Company&#8217;s Success Story</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/22/innovative-domain-branding-a-coffee-companys-success-story/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Scandalous Sedo Sales, BOOBTUBE.com Mishap</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/12/scandalous-sedo-sales-boobtube-mishap/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/12/scandalous-sedo-sales-boobtube-mishap/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:15:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Industry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Sales]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Notable Domain Sales]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Parked Domains]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/12/scandalous-sedo-sales-boobtube-mishap/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://www.sedo.com">Sedo</a>, one of the largest aftermarket domain sales portals has had their trustworthiness and security measures come under fire as of late.  As reported by <a
href="http://blog.domaintools.com/2007/06/boobtube-auction-at-sedo/">Jay Westerdall</a> of DomainTools, many domains can be found listed on auction at &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/12/scandalous-sedo-sales-boobtube-mishap/">Scandalous Sedo Sales, BOOBTUBE.com Mishap</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://www.sedo.com">Sedo</a>, one of the largest aftermarket domain sales portals has had their trustworthiness and security measures come under fire as of late.  As reported by <a
href="http://blog.domaintools.com/2007/06/boobtube-auction-at-sedo/">Jay Westerdall</a> of DomainTools, many domains can be found listed on auction at Sedo that are no longer for sale or changed hands years prior.  Jay also points out that even some of the bidding looks suspicious and fraudulent, vcharacter.com has a bidder at $100,000 right now, quite odd for the estimated value of such a name.</p><p><a
href='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sedoauctionend.jpg' title='Sedo Auction End for BOOBTUBE.com'><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sedoauctionend.thumbnail.jpg' alt='Sedo Auction End for BOOBTUBE.com' class='left' /></a>Mark Coker and his wife are the authors of &#8220;BOOB TUBE&#8221;, a novel about the daytime television soap opera industry, to be published later this year.  After bidding up an auction for the domain <strong>BoobTube.com</strong>, which eventually reached a high bid of <strong>$41,688</strong>, SEDO contacted Coker with some bad news.  The listed seller of the domain didn&#8217;t own BoobTube.com at all and to his surprise and dismay the auction was promptly canceled after 2 weeks of bidding.</p><p>You can read <a
href="http://venturebeat.com/2007/06/07/sedo-and-the-boobtubecom-problem/">Mark Coker&#8217;s article</a> on his full experience in being involved with this fake auction.  He agrees that Sedo may have acted appropriately in canceling the auction and not allowing for any funds to change hands, however he states that their are inherent flaws with their system that need to be addressed.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/12/scandalous-sedo-sales-boobtube-mishap/">Scandalous Sedo Sales, BOOBTUBE.com Mishap</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/12/scandalous-sedo-sales-boobtube-mishap/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Creative Marketing with Domain Names</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 19:42:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Investing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Rob of SearchDomainsForSale.com has published a list of <a
href="http://searchdomainsforsale.com/creative-domain-marketing.htm">190 creative domains</a> so far that are used by major international corporations as marketing tools.  The interesting thing about all of these names is that none of them directly mention the &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/">Creative Marketing with Domain Names</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rob of SearchDomainsForSale.com has published a list of <a
href="http://searchdomainsforsale.com/creative-domain-marketing.htm">190 creative domains</a> so far that are used by major international corporations as marketing tools.  The interesting thing about all of these names is that none of them directly mention the company&#8217;s brand name.</p><p>This is promising for domainers who hold quality keyword names in their portfolios as the reach of the domain industry continues to skyrocket.</p><blockquote><p>The purchase, development and marketing of non-brand domain names to promote an existing, nationally known brand names is a cutting edge marketing idea. This method gives ad agencies and brands the ability to monitor traffic to the non-branded web site allowing them to better track their campaigns. Also, developers and marketing agencies do not need access to the corporate or main brand site for development and statistics.</p></blockquote><p>Here is a handful of excellent examples from the list of creative marketing use domains:</p><ul><li>Bayer &#8211; <a
href="http://WonderDrug.com">WonderDrug.com</a></li><li>California Milk Advisory Board &#8211; <a
href="http://RealCaliforniaCheese.com">RealCaliforniaCheese.com</a></li><li>Dasani &#8211; <a
href="http://MakeYourMouthWater.com">MakeYourMouthWater.com</a></li><li>Discovery Channel &#8211; <a
href="http://Planet-Earth.com">Planet-Earth.com</a></li><li>Glad &#8211; <a
href="http://1000Uses.com">1000Uses.com</a></li><li>Hilton Hotels &#8211; <a
href="http://BeHospitable.com">BeHospitable.com</a></li><li>US Air Force &#8211; <a
href="http://DoSomethingAmazing.com">DoSomethingAmazing.com</a></li></ul><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/">Creative Marketing with Domain Names</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/06/02/creative-marketing-with-domain-names/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>18</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>DreamHost Blocks Googlebot, Hillarity Ensues</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/18/dreamhost-blocks-googlebot/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/18/dreamhost-blocks-googlebot/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 19:20:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Google]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Search Engines]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Web Hosting]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/18/dreamhost-blocks-googlebot/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
href='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dreamhost-mail.png' title='DreamHost Email'></a>In a move that may be deemed as the all-time most ridiculous response to server performance by a hosting company, DreamHost has manually blocked Googlebot from many of it&#8217;s high traffic accounts via .htaccess files. This has been confirmed &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/18/dreamhost-blocks-googlebot/">DreamHost Blocks Googlebot, Hillarity Ensues</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dreamhost-mail.png' title='DreamHost Email'><img
src='http://www.dotsauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dreamhost-mail.thumbnail.png' alt='DreamHost Email' class="right" /></a>In a move that may be deemed as the all-time most ridiculous response to server performance by a hosting company, DreamHost has manually blocked Googlebot from many of it&#8217;s high traffic accounts via .htaccess files. This has been confirmed in an email sent to the owner of <a
href="http://www.zoso.ro">Zoso.ro</a>, a popular Romanian blog.  As well as in a DigitalPoint <a
href="http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=206600&#038;highlight=dreamhost">forum topic</a> entitled &#8220;Is DreamHost stupid of am I missing something?&#8221; by user Johan-cr who explains that he too received the same email.</p><p>Here is a transcript of the <strong>email sent to DreamHost accounts</strong>:</p><blockquote><p>This email is to inform you that a few of your sites were getting hammered by Google bot. This was causing a heavy load on the webserver, and in turn affecting other customers on your shared server. In order to maintain stability on the webserver, I was forced to block Google bot via the .htaccess file.</p><p> [Limit GET HEAD POST<br
/> order allow,deny<br
/> deny from 66.249<br
/> allow from all]</p><p> You also want to consider making your files be unsearchable by robots and crawlers, as that usually contributes to high number of hits. If they hit a dynamic file, like php, it can cause high memory usage and consequently high load…</p></blockquote><p>As of yesterday, it has been reported that DreamHost corrected the issue and removed the block from several .htaccess files, stating that it was no longer necessary.  The company most likely had the best of intentions to improve server stability for websites that had excessive CPU usage.  Many, including myself, find it quite ironic and funny mainly because of the buzz focused around SEO by today&#8217;s webmasters.<p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/18/dreamhost-blocks-googlebot/">DreamHost Blocks Googlebot, Hillarity Ensues</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/18/dreamhost-blocks-googlebot/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>6 High-Quality Technology, Culture &amp; Design Video Podcasts</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/14/5-high-quality-technology-culture-design-video-podcasts/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/14/5-high-quality-technology-culture-design-video-podcasts/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 17:35:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tools & Resources]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/14/5-high-quality-technology-culture-design-video-podcasts/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<ul><li><p><strong>1. <a
href="http://geekbriefwp.podshow.com">Geek Brief TV</a></strong> &#8211; GeekBrief.com is a video podcast featuring the gadget loving hottie, Cali Lewis. The hottest gadget news is delivered to you in 3-5 minute shows 2-5 days a week.</p></li><li><p><strong>2. The Daily Vlog</strong> &#8211; A</p></li></ul><p>&#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/14/5-high-quality-technology-culture-design-video-podcasts/">6 High-Quality Technology, Culture &#038; Design Video Podcasts</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<ul><li><p><strong>1. <a
href="http://geekbriefwp.podshow.com">Geek Brief TV</a></strong> &#8211; GeekBrief.com is a video podcast featuring the gadget loving hottie, Cali Lewis. The hottest gadget news is delivered to you in 3-5 minute shows 2-5 days a week.</p></li><li><p><strong>2. The Daily Vlog</strong> &#8211; A regular video podcast from CleverMedia about technology &#038; culture.</p></li><li><p><strong>3. <a
href="http://planettvshow.com/">The Planet TV Show</a></strong> &#8211; &#8220;Like a cross between Jon Stewart&#8217;s Daily Show and the Discovery Channel. The show features current events in advanced technology, interesting internet videos and general weird news from around the world.&#8221;</p></li><li><p><strong>4. <a
href="http://revision3.com/diggnation/">DiggNation</a></strong> &#8211; A weekly tech/web culture show based on the top digg.com social bookmarking news stories.</p></li><li><p><strong>5. <a
href="http://revision3.com/pixelperfect">Pixel Perfect</a></strong> &#8211; Be amazed and learn as master digital artist Bert Monroy takes a stylus and a digital pad and treats it as Monet and Picasso do with oil and canvas. Learn the tips and tricks you need to whip those digital pictures into shape.</p></li><li><p><strong>6. <a
href="http://www.podtech.net/scobleshow/">Scoble Show</a></strong> &#8211; Videoblog about Geeks, Technology and Developers.</p></li></ul><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/14/5-high-quality-technology-culture-design-video-podcasts/">6 High-Quality Technology, Culture &#038; Design Video Podcasts</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/14/5-high-quality-technology-culture-design-video-podcasts/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bright idea&#8211;Get a Domain Name Sticker for your Car!</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 05:04:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marketing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tools & Resources]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>We have all seen them, clunky web addresses plastered in MS Comic Sans font on the back windshields of cars, trucks and vans of all types.  Most of my encounters with these domain name stickers end up with a &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/">Bright idea&#8211;Get a Domain Name Sticker for your Car!</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have all seen them, clunky web addresses plastered in MS Comic Sans font on the back windshields of cars, trucks and vans of all types.  Most of my encounters with these domain name stickers end up with a pointing finger and a hardy laugh.  Lets look over some formating tips and resources for optimizing your car sticker to return the best results.</p><p><strong>The Purpose</strong> &#8211; Why bother with a sticker for my car when only a handful of people may see it each day?  When it comes to domain names, all exposure is good exposure and every little bit helps.  A handful of customers, subscribers or contributors to your website or service will easily reward your time and effort.  You can&#8217;t deny that if you have a great website that you are proud of, it would be damn cool to advertise your domain on your vehicle.  Let&#8217;s do it!</p><p><strong>The Copy</strong> &#8211; Don&#8217;t include &#8220;www.&#8221; search engine&#8217;s don&#8217;t crawl your windshield.  The first thing we want an on-looker to read is your domain name.  Sometimes this is all you need, if your domain name has strong keywords which brings across your message you may not need a slogan or description line.  However, if you are like myself with a sexy name such as &#8220;<em>DotSauce.com</em>&#8221; your on-lookers will be intrigued but confused, so I personally would simply add the text, &#8220;<em>Domain Name Magazine</em>&#8221; below the domain.</p><p><strong>The Styling</strong> &#8211; Choose an easily readable sans-serif font such as Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, or Helvetica.  Your domain name should be as large as you are willing to go, the bigger the better for visibility.  Do keep in mind your local laws on car stickers.  Do not go overboard on <strong>bold</strong> lettering, at large font sizes bold styling can degrade the legibility of your letters.  Your slogan line, if any, should be short and informative centered beneath your name.</p><p><strong>The Colors</strong> &#8211; I highly recommend using all white as it is the most readable color when we take into account visibility during night and day.  If you are able to get fancy with your sticker, a thin black trim or border outline can give the effect of bringing your text off the windshield for increased clearness.</p><p>You can purchase car stickers online from various marketing retailers and specialty storefronts.  Though I am sure in most areas you can get it done locally at the nearest Sign Shop.  Local sign shops can give you more flexibility with design and text positioning.</p><p>The best custom sticker service I have found online is <a
href="http://www.decalkits.com/customdecal.php?AID=DFB122D3F59424E">DecalKits.com</a>, they have a powerful and easy to use application for creating your own car decals.  They also have the option available to outline your text in black. All of DecalKits stickers are made with premium outdoor vinyl.</p><p>I personally am going to have one made for my domains, I just have to figure out which ones I want to promote the most!  Let me know how your domain name sticker works out, I want to see some pictures!</p><p><script type="text/javascript">digg_url = 'http://digg.com/design/Bright_idea_Get_a_Domain_Name_Sticker_for_your_Car';</script><br
/> <script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/">Bright idea&#8211;Get a Domain Name Sticker for your Car!</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/05/12/domain-stickers-for-your-car/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>NBC&#8217;s &#8216;Heroes&#8217; secret viral website</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:12:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Current Events]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Forums]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Search Engines]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SEO]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Traffic]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Web Development]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>NBC&#8217;s <a
href="http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/">Heroes</a> television series returns tonight from it&#8217;s several month hiatus.  If you can&#8217;t quite remember what happened you might want to <a
href="http://memles.wordpress.com/2007/04/22/when-we-last-left-our-heroes/">recall what the characters are up to</a> or <a
href="http://www.nbc.com/Video/rewind/full_episodes/heroes.shtml">watch past episodes</a>.</p><p>For those of you blasphemers &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/">NBC&#8217;s &#8216;Heroes&#8217; secret viral website</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NBC&#8217;s <a
href="http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/">Heroes</a> television series returns tonight from it&#8217;s several month hiatus.  If you can&#8217;t quite remember what happened you might want to <a
href="http://memles.wordpress.com/2007/04/22/when-we-last-left-our-heroes/">recall what the characters are up to</a> or <a
href="http://www.nbc.com/Video/rewind/full_episodes/heroes.shtml">watch past episodes</a>.</p><p>For those of you blasphemers who don&#8217;t watch Heroes, there is a cover organization in the show called the <strong>Primatech Paper Company</strong>, it is a front for a secret laboratory which studies the genetics of those with special powers or &#8220;heroes.&#8221;</p><p>NBC has cleverly developed the fake website <a
href="http://www.primatechpaper.com">PrimatechPaper.com</a>, which is modeled after the company on the Heroes TV series.  Fans of the show have since unraveled the secret &#8216;easter egg&#8217; to this domain as well as a secret blog which appears to be written by the character &#8220;Wireless&#8221; whom appears in one of the last episodes.</p><p><strong>See for yourself</strong>&#8230; click on the &#8220;About Us&#8221; tab of Primatech site and then click on the PrimatechPaper logo image.  You will then be prompted to enter a username (<strong>bennet</strong>) and password (<strong>claire</strong>).  You will then have access to numerous &#8216;private company files&#8217; which contain information and images on various Heroes characters and their special powers.  The passwords can be found at <a
href="http://www.samantha48616e61.com">samantha48616e61.com</a> (Wireless&#8217; Blog).</p><p>This neat hidden website was leaked slowly across Heroes fan forums, blogs and email, the usernames and passwords for each file were disclosed in various intervals on Wireless&#8217; Blog to keep people on their toes and coming back for more.  The Primatech Paper company website most likely has sparked interest in thousands of new viewers of the Heroes series.  Those new fans then realize the commitment that NBC has to creating a rich storyline and appeasing their appetite for Heroes secret content.</p><p>When it comes to the internet, we should know by now that a secret is never kept a secret for long.</p><p>Could you incorporate a secret website into your business or personal website?  What could a viral domain do for you?</p><p><span
id="more-23"></span></p><p><script type="text/javascript">digg_url = 'http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/';</script><br
/> <script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script> <p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/">NBC&#8217;s &#8216;Heroes&#8217; secret viral website</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/23/nbcs-heroes-secret-viral-website/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>100 Oldest Domain Names</title><link>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/22/100-oldest-domain-names/</link> <comments>http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/22/100-oldest-domain-names/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:36:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mark Fulton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Domain Names]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/22/100-oldest-domain-names/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>An unofficial listing of the top 100 oldest domain names, sorted by date created.</p><p> 1. 15-Mar-1985 WWW.SYMBOLICS.COM <br
/> 2. 24-Apr-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.BBN.COM">WWW.BBN.COM</a> <br
/> 3. 24-May-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.THINK.COM">WWW.THINK.COM</a> <br
/> 4. 11-Jul-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.MCC.COM">WWW.MCC.COM</a> <br
/> 5. 30-Sep-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.DEC.COM">WWW.DEC.COM</a> <br
/> 6. 07-Nov-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.NORTHROP.COM">WWW.NORTHROP.COM</a> <br
/> 7. 09-Jan-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.XEROX.COM">WWW.XEROX.COM</a> <br
/> 8. 17-Jan-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.SRI.COM">WWW.SRI.COM</a> <br
/> 9. &#8230;</p><p><a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/22/100-oldest-domain-names/">100 Oldest Domain Names</a> <a
href="http://www.dotsauce.com">DotSauce Magazine</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An unofficial listing of the top 100 oldest domain names, sorted by date created.</p><p> 1. 15-Mar-1985 WWW.SYMBOLICS.COM <br
/> 2. 24-Apr-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.BBN.COM">WWW.BBN.COM</a> <br
/> 3. 24-May-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.THINK.COM">WWW.THINK.COM</a> <br
/> 4. 11-Jul-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.MCC.COM">WWW.MCC.COM</a> <br
/> 5. 30-Sep-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.DEC.COM">WWW.DEC.COM</a> <br
/> 6. 07-Nov-1985 <a
href="http://WWW.NORTHROP.COM">WWW.NORTHROP.COM</a> <br
/> 7. 09-Jan-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.XEROX.COM">WWW.XEROX.COM</a> <br
/> 8. 17-Jan-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.SRI.COM">WWW.SRI.COM</a> <br
/> 9. 03-Mar-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.HP.COM">WWW.HP.COM</a> <br
/> 10. 05-Mar-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.BELLCORE.COM">WWW.BELLCORE.COM</a> <br
/> 11. 19-Mar-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.IBM.COM">WWW.IBM.COM</a> <br
/> 11. 19-Mar-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.SUN.COM">WWW.SUN.COM</a> <br
/> 13. 25-Mar-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.INTEL.COM">WWW.INTEL.COM</a> <br
/> 13. 25-Mar-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.TI.COM">WWW.TI.COM</a> <br
/> 15. 25-Apr-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ATT.COM">WWW.ATT.COM</a> <br
/> 16. 08-May-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.GMR.COM">WWW.GMR.COM</a> <br
/> 16. 08-May-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.TEK.COM">WWW.TEK.COM</a> <br
/> 18. 10-Jul-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.FMC.COM">WWW.FMC.COM</a> <br
/> 18. 10-Jul-1986 WWW.UB.COM <br
/> 20. 05-Aug-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.BELL-ATL.COM">WWW.BELL-ATL.COM</a> <br
/> 20. 05-Aug-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.GE.COM">WWW.GE.COM</a> <br
/> 20. 05-Aug-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.GREBYN.COM">WWW.GREBYN.COM</a> <br
/> 20. 05-Aug-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ISC.COM">WWW.ISC.COM</a> <br
/> 20. 05-Aug-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.NSC.COM">WWW.NSC.COM</a> <br
/> 20. 05-Aug-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.STARGATE.COM">WWW.STARGATE.COM</a> <br
/> 26. 02-Sep-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.BOEING.COM">WWW.BOEING.COM</a> <br
/> 27. 18-Sep-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ITCORP.COM">WWW.ITCORP.COM</a> <br
/> 28. 29-Sep-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.SIEMENS.COM">WWW.SIEMENS.COM</a> <br
/> 29. 18-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.PYRAMID.COM">WWW.PYRAMID.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ALPHACDC.COM">WWW.ALPHACDC.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.BDM.COM">WWW.BDM.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.FLUKE.COM">WWW.FLUKE.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.INMET.COM">WWW.INMET.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 WWW.KESMAI.COM <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.MENTOR.COM">WWW.MENTOR.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.NEC.COM">WWW.NEC.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 WWW.RAY.COM <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ROSEMOUNT.COM">WWW.ROSEMOUNT.COM</a> <br
/> 30. 27-Oct-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.VORTEX.COM">WWW.VORTEX.COM</a> <br
/> 40. 05-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ALCOA.COM">WWW.ALCOA.COM</a> <br
/> 40. 05-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.GTE.COM">WWW.GTE.COM</a> <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.ADOBE.COM">WWW.ADOBE.COM</a> <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.AMD.COM">WWW.AMD.COM</a> <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.DAS.COM">WWW.DAS.COM</a> <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.DATA-IO.COM">WWW.DATA-IO.COM</a> <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 WWW.OCTOPUS.COM <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.PORTAL.COM">WWW.PORTAL.COM</a> <br
/> 42. 17-Nov-1986 WWW.TELTONE.COM <br
/> 42. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.3COM.COM">WWW.3COM.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.AMDAHL.COM">WWW.AMDAHL.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.CCUR.COM">WWW.CCUR.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.CI.COM">WWW.CI.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.CONVERGENT.COM">WWW.CONVERGENT.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.DG.COM">WWW.DG.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.PEREGRINE.COM">WWW.PEREGRINE.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.QUAD.COM">WWW.QUAD.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 WWW.SQ.COM <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.TANDY.COM">WWW.TANDY.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.TTI.COM">WWW.TTI.COM</a> <br
/> 50. 11-Dec-1986 <a
href="http://WWW.UNISYS.COM">WWW.UNISYS.COM</a> <br
/> 61. 19-Jan-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.CGI.COM">WWW.CGI.COM</a> <br
/> 61. 19-Jan-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.CTS.COM">WWW.CTS.COM</a> <br
/> 61. 19-Jan-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.SPDCC.COM">WWW.SPDCC.COM</a> <br
/> 64. 19-Feb-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.APPLE.COM">WWW.APPLE.COM</a> <br
/> 65. 04-Mar-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.NMA.COM">WWW.NMA.COM</a> <br
/> 65. 04-Mar-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.PRIME.COM">WWW.PRIME.COM</a> <br
/> 67. 04-Apr-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.PHILIPS.COM">WWW.PHILIPS.COM</a> <br
/> 68. 23-Apr-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.DATACUBE.COM">WWW.DATACUBE.COM</a> <br
/> 68. 23-Apr-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.KAI.COM">WWW.KAI.COM</a> <br
/> 68. 23-Apr-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.TIC.COM">WWW.TIC.COM</a> <br
/> 68. 23-Apr-1987 WWW.VINE.COM <br
/> 72. 30-Apr-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.NCR.COM">WWW.NCR.COM</a> <br
/> 73. 14-May-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.CISCO.COM">WWW.CISCO.COM</a> <br
/> 73. 14-May-1987 WWW.RDL.COM <br
/> 75. 20-May-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.SLB.COM">WWW.SLB.COM</a> <br
/> 76. 27-May-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.PARCPLACE.COM">WWW.PARCPLACE.COM</a> <br
/> 76. 27-May-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.UTC.COM">WWW.UTC.COM</a> <br
/> 78. 26-Jun-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.IDE.COM">WWW.IDE.COM</a> <br
/> 79. 09-Jul-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.TRW.COM">WWW.TRW.COM</a> <br
/> 80. 13-Jul-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.UNIPRESS.COM">WWW.UNIPRESS.COM</a> <br
/> 81. 27-Jul-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.DUPONT.COM">WWW.DUPONT.COM</a> <br
/> 81. 27-Jul-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.LOCKHEED.COM">WWW.LOCKHEED.COM</a> <br
/> 83. 28-Jul-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.ROSETTA.COM">WWW.ROSETTA.COM</a> <br
/> 84. 18-Aug-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.TOAD.COM">WWW.TOAD.COM</a> <br
/> 85. 31-Aug-1987 WWW.QUICK.COM <br
/> 86. 03-Sep-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.ALLIED.COM">WWW.ALLIED.COM</a> <br
/> 86. 03-Sep-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.DSC.COM">WWW.DSC.COM</a> <br
/> 86. 03-Sep-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.SCO.COM">WWW.SCO.COM</a> <br
/> 89. 22-Sep-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.GENE.COM">WWW.GENE.COM</a> <br
/> 89. 22-Sep-1987 WWW.KCCS.COM <br
/> 89. 22-Sep-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.SPECTRA.COM">WWW.SPECTRA.COM</a> <br
/> 89. 22-Sep-1987 WWW.WLK.COM <br
/> 93. 30-Sep-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.MENTAT.COM">WWW.MENTAT.COM</a> <br
/> 94. 14-Oct-1987 <a
href="http://WWW.WYSE.COM">WWW.WYSE.COM</a> <br
/> 95. 02-Nov-1987 <a
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.dotsauce.com/2007/04/22/nbc-purchases-hornymanateecom-for-159/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>The skit, as scripted for the Dec. 4 installment of “Late Night With Conan O’Brien,” was about absurdist college sports mascots that the host and his writers would like to see someday.</p><p>Among them were “the Boise State Conjoined &#8230;</p><p><a
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